The Jessica Journal Entries of 2004

The Best of 2004 The Innocuous Encounter With Matt Drudge That Opened The Path of Mockery-By-My-Family That I Still Tread To This Day My Dreams Of Serving Jury Duty Are Finally Achieved My Favorite Agatha Christie Detective Is Revealed I Pull Back The Curtain On The Sordid Sub-Culture Of Metrosexuality Dumb Is Forever

March 2004

• Only Week: Shall We Dance etc., etc., etc...?

• 1st Week: Dr. Drudge

• 2nd Week: Heaven Hath a Hand in These Events

• 3rd Week: I'm Not Calma; I'm Very Annoyed

• 4th Week: And I Have Jury Duty Next Week

• 1st Week: Cops and Robbers and Defense Attorneys Oh My!

• 2nd Week: 12 Angry (Klug)Men

• 3rd Week: The Top Ten Reasons Why I Refuse to See "Troy"

• 4th Week: Spam for the Comrades

• 1st Week: I Was On Vacation

• 2nd Week: I Was Still On Vacation

• 3rd Week: The Movie That Sucked Too Much

• 4th Week: Be-wear

• 1st Week: The Fatted Calf or Meathead

• 1st Week: With Bad Writing Comes Lame Non-Snarky Titles

  Special Feature

  • Because I Have Nothing Better To Do With Either My Time Or My Disk Space

• 2nd Week: Ultimate Answers and Ultimate Questions

• 3rd Week: Lurv Is In the Air

  Special Feature

  • Matt Drudge: The Saga Continues

• 4th Week: He Looked So Much Better With a Few Beers In Me

  Special Feature

  • The Kerry Principle

• 1st Week: The Real Slim Shady

• 2nd Week: Sherlock Holmes Is Better Than All of Them

• 3rd Week: I'm Very Tasty Grilled

  Special Feature

  • My Abject Apology To Paul

• 4th Week: The Meh With Harry

• 1st Week: Three Questions Part Deux

• 1st Week: And Yet I Willingly Choose To Remain in LA

• 2nd Week: Making You Free to Frolic

• 3rd Week: Wee! The Big Two Three

• 4th Week: But My Heart Will Go On

• 1st Week: My Obsession

• 2nd Week: He's Not A Natural Disaster (But He's Getting Close)

• 3rd Week: Objectiveness At Its Finest

• 4th Week: I'm Busy Packing Up My Apartment

• 1st Week: Victory

• 2nd Week: I'm Busy Driving From LA to Appleton Wisconsin

• 3rd Week: Matt Dart

  Special Feature

  • A Further Examination of Matt Dart

• 4th Week: Musicology

  Special Feature

  • More Thoughts On Music

• 1st Week: Glow Little Glowworm

• 1st Week: Bah!

• 2nd Week: During this holiday season, I have little access to my garret room and, therefore, little access to my computer. As a result, there is no journal entry

• 3rd Week: Two Movies, One Holiday, Eternal Agony

• 4th Week: The Year End Round-Up