The Jessica Journal Entries of 2005

The Best of 2005 Can't Say "No" To The Nose Mocking Bill O'Reilly Never Goes Out Of Style I Rather Wish Horny Boys Would Go Out Of Style I Reveal The Prism Through Which I Judge Movies Dumb Is Forever

January 2005 01/03/05: New Year's Resolutions 01/05/05: Then I See a Darkness 01/09/05: Why I Hold Bill O'Reilly In Derision 01/11/05: The Barry Pepperization of Our Youth 01/15/05: Confessions of a Hitchcock Hater 01/21/05: The Beginning of Pains 01/25/05: The Terror Continues (...and it has bad hair) 01/31/05: Freedom Sweet Freedom February 2005 02/01/05: Why I Still Hold Bill O'Reilly In Derision 02/09/05: The Reefer Madness of Harvest Home 02/10/05: And They're Real 02/11/05: The Fifth Grade Syndicate 02/13/05: The Reduction of My Life 02/14/05: The Passion of Rebekah 02/21/05: The Panning of Powder March 2005 03/01/05: The Subversion Of Our Youth 03/09/05: It's The Day After Tomorrow And The Psychlos Haven't Gotten Me Yet 03/12/05: Movies That Didn't Suck Too Much (and possibly were even quite good) 03/18/05: Dodging the Bullet 03/19/05: It Might Be Easier To Simply Ask Her (but not nearly as much fun as guessing) 03/23/05: Hicksville USA 03/30/05: Grudge Match April 2005 04/05/05: Signs of the Times 04/13/05: Who Nose 04/18/05: Proving My Sister Wrong 04/27/05: I Didn't Want To Feed The Damn Fish (but I also didn't want to kill myself) 04/30/05: The Color Purple May 2005 05/07/05: It Was His Fault (but I still feel bad about it) 05/11/05: The Final Hotttness 05/16/05: The World's Biggest Melodrama 05/22/05: It Makes You Laugh (but only to keep from crying) June 2005 06/05/05: Sara And Catherine Can Be The Godparents 06/11/05: Queer Eye For The Jungle Guy 06/20/05: The Chronicles of Bob 06/30/05: The Horniness of Summer July 2005 07/13/05: Mechanical Monkeys As A Metaphor For Life 07/17/05: Harry Potter And The Bishop Of Rome 07/30/05: It's The End Of The World August 2005 08/03/05: Swoon! 08/06/05: Who Knew Paper Could Be This Interesting 08/16/05: Forget About Getting America Out Of Iraq; Let's Get Cindy Out Of Crawford 08/17/05: A-Town Attractions 08/18/05: Sweet Vindication 08/24/05: Easter In August September 2005 09/03/05: Back To School 09/06/05: Off To Iraq 09/19/05: Martin Luther And The Killer Brains 09/24/05: Problem Solved October 2005 10/03/05: Hasta La Vista 10/04/05: Don't Say They're Not Inclusive 10/06/05: Of Course, I Wasn't Invited 10/25/05: Better Than A Fudgesicle

Rebekah's Top Picks of 2005 01/11/05: The Barry Pepperization of Our Youth* 02/13/05: The Reduction of My Life* 02/14/05: The Passion of Rebekah* 03/01/05: The Subversion Of Our Youth 03/09/05: It's The Day After Tomorrow And The Psychlos Haven't Gotten Me Yet 04/13/05: Who Nose* 06/30/05: The Horniness of Summer 07/30/05: It's The End Of The World 08/17/05: A-Town Attractions 08/18/05: Sweet Vindication 08/24/05: Easter In August 09/03/05: Back To School* 09/24/05: Problem Solved * denotes a particular favorite