The Jessica Journal Entries of 2006

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January 2006

• 01/05/06: Things Could Be Worse (but I can't see how)
  
• 01/17/06: Home Is Where The Curry Is
  
• 01/28/06: He'll Be Boche
  
• 01/30/06: The Run On The Donut Store

• 02/01/06: Attack Of The Mummy
  
• 02/02/06: Yes, He Is Gay

• 03/02/06: Booty Call
  
• 03/21/06: I Guess It Saves On The Cost Of A Shrink
  
• 03/27/06: Failure To Satisfy
  
• 03/29/06: It's A Smash Hit Because Lots Of Things Get Smashed And Hit
  

• 04/05/06: Because Fight Predictions and Breakup Advice Belong Together
  
• 04/06/06: It Raises More Questions Than It Answers
  
• 04/11/06: Million Dollar Questions
  
• 04/13/06: When The Question's Age-Old Only Pseudo-Science Can Help

• 05/02/06: Dead, Libertarian, and Anorexic
  
• 05/04/06: Beefcake
  
• 05/08/06: The Morality Code
  
• 05/20/06: The Greatest Movie Ever Made
  
• 05/24/06: If Love Lifts Us Up We Don't Need Cars
  
• 05/28/06: Someone In Hollywood Takes A Stand

• 06/13/06: In My Defense, I Only Went Because It Was Recommended
  
• 06/20/06: The Wages Of Sin
  
• 06/26/06: Confessions Of A Racist
  
• 06/30/06: Brother Flower, Sister Child

• 07/05/06: Sense and Taut Buttocks
  
• 07/11/06: The Replacement: Part 2
  
• 07/13/06: The Things We Google
  
• 07/19/06: But Was It As Good As Undercover Brother?
  
• 07/20/06: Help! I'm Flirting And I Don't Know With Whom
  
• 07/22/06: A Message To The Fine Folks At the Dove® Company
  
• 07/28/06: Mounting Evidence

• 08/04/06: But Was It As Good As Corky Romano?
  
• 08/05/06: A Further Message To The Fine Folks At The Dove® Company
  
• 08/07/06: An Open Letter To Matt Drudge
  
• 08/08/06: The Things I Ponder
  
• 08/12/06: The Theories Proliferate
  
• 08/13/06: The Problem Is Tarzan's
  
• 08/14/06: A Message To The English Speaking Population Of The World
  
• 08/17/06: Dude, Where's My Brain?
  
• 08/19/06: Tarzan: The Saga Continues
  
• 08/21/06: Not Exactly One Million Dollars (but a valid payment option nonetheless)
  
• 08/28/06: Sieg Fun!

• 09/04/06: And Now For Something Entirely Different
  
• 09/15/06: The Battle of the Sexes Rages On
  
• 09/19/06: My Regrets

October 2006

• 10/05/06: No, But I Will Write A Blog Entry About You

November 2006

• 11/10/06: Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes!
  
• 11/29/06: Ennui

• 12/13/06: I Don't Need More Reasons To Dislike This Event
  
• 12/17/06: Maybe I Wouldn't Fixate So Much If People Stopped Encouraging Me
  
• 12/21/06: At Least I Didn't Burn The Apartment Down
  
• 12/28/06: My Christmas Is Now Complete
  
• 12/31/06: So Long, 2006