Oh my goodness! My old boyfriend has surfaced! I just got the most darling letter from my ex - Hugh Jackman. I must confess, even while I was dating Ioan Gruffudd, I still had feelings for Hugh. I mean, I think it's impossible to do a complete 180 when Hugh Jackman is such a desirable man! Here's what he wrote:
Hey Babe,
I hear that pansy Welshman is causing you problems. Just say the word and he's dogmeet! [sic]
Willing to kill for you,
Hugh
...and then there was a cute little picture of a fist with claws coming out of it...
Isn't that just darling? He's willing to kill for me! Granted, he can't spell "dogmeat" nor "Binghamton" - on the envelope, he wrote "Binghampton," which is wrong. But, I absolutely adore his assertiveness...very sexy. So, now I have 2 men to decide between...if I decide to take one of them back. However, neither one of them has pierced my heart and soul, as of yet, so they'll have to keep trying.
Copyright 2005 Rebekah Menn